I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
A+ Viking dick
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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