This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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