This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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