Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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