shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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