so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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