My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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