That's intense
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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