Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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