I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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