i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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