I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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