Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Randomize
