What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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