Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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