i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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