In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
you made out with another girl for some wings
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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