i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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