Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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