he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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