I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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