she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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