There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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