you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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