So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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