Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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