I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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