i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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