My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I love you.
Bad choice
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