Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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