called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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