They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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