i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Vodka?
Forever.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We need to feng shui this bitch.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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