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(732): View more from New Jersey

You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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(309): View more from Illinois

is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?

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(925): View more from California

just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook

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(909): View more from California

I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months

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