Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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