i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I love you. Go after that dick
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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