Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
