You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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