Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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