why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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