Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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