Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Send help, water and tortillas.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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