So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
zippers are such a cool invention
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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