You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
