Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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