Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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