I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Watching her eat just hurts me
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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