have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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