Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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