They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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