Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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